Ever been stuck with a bum zipper, or nowhere to store your bagel sandwich, or just nothing at all to do — only to be saved by your handy-dandy office supply drawer?! So have we. Below are just a few reasons why we can all agree — office supplies KICK ASS!!!
1. Just something I threw together between meetings. #Whatevs
2. Tired of fitting keys onto your keyring till your fingernails bleed? No more.
3. None of your sandwich containers big enough for your fatty bagel sandwich? #Fixed
4. Stress eating at work? Give yourself some room.
5. Ever squeeze the perfect fold, just to watch it slowly unravel like an ass hole? Never again.
6. YKK can go f*** themselves.
7. Are your jeans always too long because you’re twice as wide as you are tall? Not to worry.
8. Told the wife I was “working late” — pimping my cubicle!
9. Neighbor constantly asking to “have one” of your Jelly Bellies? Just catapult one over to him every now and then to save him the trouble — and you from accidentally killing him.
10. Bring your kid to work day, and he’s being a little b****? Just give him this, and he’ll be entertained for hours.
11. Boss give you one of those bullsh!t plant presents for your birthday because of how much you’ve “grown”? Put it in a bullsh!t vase that’s actually f***ing awesome.
12. I was sooo jealous of Susan’s blutooth — until now! #EvenBetter