Ladies and gentlemen, the Vice President of our country, Joe Biden, is actually a giant man child. How is that, you ask? Well, there are many reasons…
1. He eats ice cream for every meal.
2. He can totally do more pushups than you.
3. He promises that if you let him keep this puppy, he’ll take real good care of it.
4. All of these are his. No sharing!
5. He settles arguments through wrestling.
6. He wants to send this train to space.
7. He hates Paul Ryan’s stupid face.
8. He says the darndest things…
9. He gets sent home with lice.
10. He’s “real scared” of you.
11. He used the President’s credit card to buy all these pizzas.
12. He dreams of being Katniss from ‘Hunger Games’.
13. He’s easily excited.
14. And this…