These are, by far, the most extravagant places you’re forbidden to take a whiz in (but would anyway). Scroll down and daydream of ‘warming the waters.’
1. Yes. A few of those bubbles are a slight shade of yellow.
2. Rumor has it: Pharrell pissed here once.
3. This golf course-esque pool looks like a perfect place to whip out my “front 9” and “let it fly.”
4. Hard not to pee when your vertigo kicks in mid-backstroke.
5. Something tells me Peter Jackson loves draining his hobbit in these calm waters.
6. Now I can “accidentally” sprinkle urine on that annoying neighbor who lives below me. Thanks overflow!
7. Can’t decide whether to drain my lizard near the palm tree or down the Flintstone slide.
8. It would take a dozen 2-liters to provide enough ammo for this massive pool.
9. I’d like to pee here while listening to some Bon Iver.
10. I betcha if I work up a strong enough stream, I’d be able to knock over that chopstick hut over there!
11. For some reason I feel like I’d be on some quality ‘shrooms during this urination station.
12. I wouldn’t be surprised if Kung Fu Panda cannonballed into this piss laced facility from out of frame.
13. By the looks of the middle section, someone already marked their territory.
14. This water might be clear now, but wait till I fog it up with some quality ‘lemonade.’
15. My plan is to play it cool and stand near the lights in the pool while I empty the ol’ bladder.
16. This pool’s water runs off directly into the ocean. Talk about killing two birds with one stone!
17. Hehehe…I know what she’s doing…hehehe
18. This one offers up such a great view, I might just air out a golden arch from the deck.