24 Funny Olympic Athlete Names

Talented Olympians…. Awkward Names. A Winning combination.

Chris-Brown-funny-olympic-names

I guess after all that female beating the pop star decided to “try his hand” at the Olympics.

 

Brent-Newdick

Nothing like a brand new… um.

 

 

Jack-Butland-funny-olympic-names

Butland: Must be a fun place to live.

 

Friederike-Belcher-funny-olympic-names

Where are your manners woman?!

 

Hanna-Titimets-funny-olympic-names

Ms. Titimets must have had a fun time in grade school.

 

Dong-Dong-funny-olympic-names

There’s really no comment needed.

 

Destinee-Hooker-funny-olympic-names

Can’t get Destiny’s Child… Her Hooker will do.

 

Yoshi-Takeshita-funny-olympic-names

That poor, poor b*tch

 

Karen-Cockburn

Um…. ow. She must be REAL fun in the bedroom.

 

Liam-Tancock-funny-olympic-names

I guess after the Cockburn came the Tancock.

 

Mark-Anthony

So THATS where he’s been!

 

Vagelis-Himonas-funny-olympic-names

Sounds like a pretty nasty VD dude.

 

Victoria-Poon-funny-olympic-names

I….Just….

 

Sven-Knipphals

Because seven nipples are better than 2.

 

Fanny-Babou-funny-olympic-names

Fanny competing in the breast stroke. Hm.

 

Yoo-Suk-Him-funny-olympic-names

Obviously he didn’t win anything…. because, well, Yoo Suk Kim!

 

Kelsey-Titmarsh

Marshy Tits. Fun.

 

Khalil-Mahmoud-K-Abir-Abdelrahman

I don’t even know where to begin.

 

Macarena-Aguilar-Diaz-funny-olympic-names

And the song lives on forever.

 

saeid-mohammadpourkarkaragh-funny-olympic-names

By far the longest name I’ve ever seen. I don’t even want to try and say it. I’d probably sh*t myself.

 

Chris-Adcock-funny-olympic-names

Better than minuscock.

 

Ali-Hanson-Mahboob

Ali…. he need’s his boob back.

 

Andrew-Adibo-Dick-funny-olympic-names

Did they use Mr. Dick’s mug shot?

 

German-Sanchez-Sanchez-funny-olympic-names

Clearly… so very German. I guess it’s better than his parent other option of Dirty Sanchez Sanchez.