A sex tape of Honey Boo Boo’s mother, called Here Cums Mama June June, surfaced online today, and it’s just as revolting as you’d imagine.
The footage shows Mama June Shannon and the “Redneck Ray J,” Larry The Cable Guy, getting down in the soda aisle of a Piggly Wiggly.
The closed-captioned fornication contains sexual scenes of Larry sloppily, sensually eating ketchup & spaghetti off the many chins of Ms. Shannon, who grumbles in Jabba-esque satisfaction.
Larry confessed there were some embarrassing moments.
“When we switched from ‘Wheelbarrow’ to ‘Reverse Hog Style,’ I looked down and realized I’d been Git’n-her-done in her belly button, not in her ‘bear trap’ like I thought! Boy, was my face red, y’all,” Larry chuckled.
The ever-fertile June is convinced the episode of hillbilly passion left her pregnant. Guess we all know what TLC programming is going to look like in nine months.