10 Movies that Should Never be Re-Released in 3D

This summer’s most beautiful moment in movies was seeing Kate’s boobies all over again in the 3D re-release of ‘Titanic.’ But not every movie has Kate’s boobies, or should be re-released in 3D.

1. Schindler’s List

Poland. WWII. Nazis. Genocide is never fun, not even in the third dimension.

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2. Citizen Kane

The symbolism of a boy’s relationship with his sled is not going to be any more compelling in 3D.

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3. Annie Hall

What’s worse than a neurotic Jew rambling, a neurotic Jew rambling right in your face.

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4. Brokeback Mountain

The hills are alive, with the sound of Jake and Heath boning. Movie night with the fam just got awkward in more than one dimension.

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5. The King’s Speech

St-st-stuttering isn’t even f-fun in 2D.

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6. Gandhi

They say the camera adds 10 lbs, so that means a 3D camera add 20. And everybody knows that Ghandi is supposed to be skinny.

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7. Norbit

Why pay for Norbit in 3D, when you can go to Sizzler for free and see the same thing.

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8. Bruno

Duck before you get roundhouse mushroom stamped.

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9. Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy

The only thing worst than British teeth, is British teeth in 3D.

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10. John Carter

Too late…

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