12 Gadgets That Will Give You a Christmas Boner

12 Gadgets That Will Give You a Christmas Boner

It’s that time of year, people! Wish lists are being written all over the world as we speak. And we here at theLEEK are no different. Here’s a list of 15 awesome gadgets that will give you a christmas boner.

1. 2GB cufflinks.

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These 2GB cufflinks make even the nerdiest dude look debonair. You’ll impress at black tie events with your stylish storage gadgetry. Now you can carry your entire porn collection with you to every elegant event.

2. Bluetooth handset gloves.

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Looking for a quality Bluetooth device, but can’t find one that doesn’t make you look like a complete douche? Bluetooth Handset Gloves allow you to enjoy the fun of extending your pinky & thumb to take a call. Finally, that corny “call me” hand gesture can be taken literally.

3. Driving message display.

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Digitize your road rage with this long overdue gadget. Now when that student driver almost hits you, all you have to do is calmly pull in front and literally flash her the bird with the Driving Message Display. Accidentally cut off an ornery looking dude in a truck covered in TAPOUT decals? Don’t panic. Just flash the ‘SORRY’ signal as you speed away to safety.

4. Flask sandals.

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With the lack of pockets on swimwear and countless alcohol restrictions on beaches nowadays, it’s hard to get your buzz on while catching some rays. Not anymore. Now you can impress sober sand dwellers with this flask footwear. Just be sure to avoid sharp rocks or else the party’s over.

5. HD camera pen.

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Get your secret agent perv on with this ingenious HD camera pen. Now you can sign that sexual harassment waiver while simultaneously shooting an upskirt vid of your hot boss.

6. Home Brewmaster.

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Man + Beer = Manly

Man + Home Brewed Beer = Manliest

Man – A Home Brewmaster = Purse Salesman who pees sitting down during Broadway musical intermissions.

7. iPhone camera lens dial.

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Just imagine the ways you’ll be able to take your Instagram’ing to the next level with the iPhone camera lens dial.

- Perfect that shot of your overweight uncle leaning proudly against his TransAm to show your friends how truly sad his life has become.

- Make all your hungover buddies jealous with professional looking pictures of that morning burrito.

- Really zoom in on the stain on the carpet that oddly resembles Christopher Walken

- Use the wide angle shot to add some girth to your ween.

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