It’s a fact: earthquakes are terrifying. But there are things you can be doing during a sudden quake that would also make it absurdly awkward.
1. During a group shower in prison.
2. Helping a grandparent onto the toilet.
3. Working your first solo shift in a China shop for a boss who doesn’t believe in Earthquakes.
4. Teaching someone how to use a grenade.
5. During a hot coffee pouring contest.
6. Being forced at gun point to construct a house of cards.