Everybody loves a good life hack, but not everybody can pull one off. Want to know how NOT to turn ordinary objects into extraordinary inventions? Don’t try these at home…
When Mary went left, and George went right… the family had to excuse themselves.

I never have anything to do with my hands while I’m driving! #Fixed!

Who needs an all-in-one remote when you can have a tri-mote!?

OMG why didn’t I think of that! #Brill!

Your kids will be thanking you in no time! And so will their therapists!

If you’re careful not to suffocate, you could easily keep your hair dry for weeks!

Drive in the carpool lane and get a big thumbs up from the cop who pulls you over!

Finally, something to do with my old plungers!

You should see him trim the bushes…

Criminals and employees alike will be intimidated.

This scooter just got a lot “cooler”! Ohhhh!!

Who needs a real sink, when you can have bullshit?

I doubt the cops will notice…

He is officially coolest guy at his community college.

I can’t tell whether this is the best or worst thing I’ve ever seen.

I don’t have shoelaces or string, but I do have these impossible-to-open things they use to handcuff drunk people in Vegas…

Just makin’ life easier again. #Windows

I guarantee texting this reminder pic to your friend will only remind him how much he hates you.