Building Porn…Structures that Look Sexual (16 Pics)

We’ve all been on a road trip and looked out our bug covered windshield to laugh at a structure that looks a little risqué. This “building porn” won’t help you keep your eyes on the road.

 Good thing there’s cardiologists nearby, because these melons are making my heart race.

Is it still considered a Freudian slip if it’s THIS obvious?

I have a moss on my shvantz, Doctor. What should I do?

Quick, jump up and down repeatedly.

Close the penis, honey! You’re letting all the hot air out!

The dong pool is sure to get you wet.

I’d love to put my “chimney” on that roof…

This piece can be found directly above Elton John’s piano.

Unsure whether or not this structure serves any purpose other than looking like a tremendous schvantz.

Welcome to Penial Plaza. Now with L.E.D. herpes!

Here’s a wang shaped mall in France.

Like ALL males, this penis pool has tiny turtles in the balls.

Quality structure side-boob. Niiice.

This distant mammary-resembling structure oddly makes me want to become an outdoorsman.

Then, sadly, we have the long since forgotten Epcock & balls.