Building Porn…Structures that Look Sexual (16 Pics)

We’ve all been on a road trip and looked out our bug covered windshield to laugh at a structure that looks a little risqué. This “building porn” won’t help you keep your eyes on the road.

 Good thing there’s cardiologists nearby, because these melons are making my heart race.

boob_building

Is it still considered a Freudian slip if it’s THIS obvious?

dick_and_ball_shadows_bridge

I have a moss on my shvantz, Doctor. What should I do?

dick_hedge

Quick, jump up and down repeatedly.

boob_huts

Close the penis, honey! You’re letting all the hot air out!

dick_and_balls_window

The dong pool is sure to get you wet.

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I’d love to put my “chimney” on that roof…

boob_roof_red

This piece can be found directly above Elton John’s piano.

dick_chandelier

Unsure whether or not this structure serves any purpose other than looking like a tremendous schvantz.

dick_shaped_lighthouse

Welcome to Penial Plaza. Now with L.E.D. herpes!

LED_penis_building

Here’s a wang shaped mall in France.

penis_shaped_mall

Like ALL males, this penis pool has tiny turtles in the balls.

penis_shaped_pool

Quality structure side-boob. Niiice.

side_boob_roof

This distant mammary-resembling structure oddly makes me want to become an outdoorsman.

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Then, sadly, we have the long since forgotten Epcock & balls.

dick and balls building