Who Needs a Girlfriend When You’ve Got French Fries? (27 Pics)
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French fries are my one true love. Who needs a girlfriend when you’ve got french fries? 1.) They’re always there when you need them, 2.) They cost a lot less, and finally 3.) They don’t mind being covered in an embarrassing amount of cheese, gravy and sour cream.
You sexy bitch.
She’s so beautiful. I want to kiss her… constantly.
Just her and I in a jacuzzi of cheese and sex.
Yeah Boo, fork it good.
I liked ‘em thin or thick…
Dip it baby. Dip it. The whole fry or just the tip.
See ovaries and all…
Yeah… Get naughty girl.
If you haven’t started drooling yet… You need to contact a physician. I’m pretty sure you’re salivary glands are broken.
See… she never yells at you and always goes down easy.
Get… in… my… mouth…
If you have finished this list without dumping your girlfriend and instantly ordering a big steamy, cheesy pile of fries then you are a stronger man than I.