10 Ways a Hipster Will Ruin Your Super Bowl Party

Nothing can ruin the best day in all of the sports-long-year: Superbowl Sunday. You’ve got your food, your brew, and your best buddies. But then The Hipster takes a Converse-clad stride through your front door and starts ruining the party eight (or rather, ten) ways to Sunday.

1.  “I brought PBR!”

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2.  “Did you know the Ravens were named for Edgar Allen Poe’s famous poem? Here, let me read you an excerpt.”

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3. “Man, I didn’t mean for my flannel to totally match the 49ers colors.”

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4.  “Colin Kaepernick is adopted? … I’m so going to adopt.”

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5.  “Do you guys have any vegan-friendly chicken wings?”

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6.  “I prefer gender neutral sports.”

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7.  “The Harbaugh Brothers would be a sweet name for my indie folk band.”

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8.  “Destiny’s Child was so much better than Beyonce’s solo work.”

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9.  “My dip recipe is made with goat’s cheese imported from Spain, organic local tomatoes, and oregano. Oregano is totally the new cilantro.”

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10.  “I can’t wait to get my film roll back to show you all the rad photos I took today.”

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