A person’s welcome mat can say a lot about them. Some keep it standard and stick to the classics, while others try more creative ways to welcome guests. The following doorstep masterpieces are so awesome, they may make you forget why you’re there in the first place.
1. Thanks for vocalizing my inner checklist, welcome mat. Much appreciated.
2. Guarantee any cop would see this welcome mat as probable cause.
3. When the door jams, just hit CONTORL-ALT-DELETE.
4. Everyone in this house is painfully caucasian.
5. Not if he’s pooping…
6. Hi, Mat. I’m Freezing. Let me in!
7. You’d find this mat in front of my room at rehab.
8. Noticed this gem while visiting our neighbors, the Golddiggers.
9. And I mustache YOU where you got such an awesome welcome mat?!
10. Hmm…maybe. But I bet they don’t have a better welcome mat.
11. Joke’s on you, mat. I’m rolling commando today!
12. My landlord failed to see the humor in this.
13. A great way to keep your fat friends at bay.
14. Wonder how many drunk people actually attempt to get in the house this way?
15. What’s ironic is his place literally smells like ass.
16. A girlfriend, you need…
17. Yeah, I read your doormat. That’s about enough douchery for one day.