18 Mind Blowing Pools I Can’t Wait to Pee in

These are, by far, the most extravagant places you’re forbidden to take a whiz in (but would anyway). Scroll down and daydream of ‘warming the waters.’

 

1. Yes. A few of those bubbles are a slight shade of yellow.

 

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2. Rumor has it: Pharrell pissed here once.

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3. This golf course-esque pool looks like a perfect place to whip out my “front 9″ and “let it fly.”

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4. Hard not to pee when your vertigo kicks in mid-backstroke.

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5. Something tells me Peter Jackson loves draining his hobbit in these calm waters.

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6. Now I can “accidentally” sprinkle urine on that annoying neighbor who lives below me. Thanks overflow!

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7. Can’t decide whether to drain my lizard near the palm tree or down the Flintstone slide.

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8. It would take a dozen 2-liters to provide enough ammo for this massive pool.

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9. I’d like to pee here while listening to some Bon Iver.

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10. I betcha if I work up a strong enough stream, I’d be able to knock over that chopstick hut over there!

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11. For some reason I feel like I’d be on some quality ‘shrooms during this urination station.

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12. I wouldn’t be surprised if Kung Fu Panda cannonballed into this piss laced facility from out of frame.

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13. By the looks of the middle section, someone already marked their territory.

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14. This water might be clear now, but wait till I fog it up with some quality ‘lemonade.’

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15. My plan is to play it cool and stand near the lights in the pool while I empty the ol’ bladder.

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16. This pool’s water runs off directly into the ocean. Talk about killing two birds with one stone!

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17. Hehehe…I know what she’s doing…hehehe

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18. This one offers up such a great view, I might just air out a golden arch from the deck.

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