Since the Coachella lineup went public this week, the Internet has been abuzz with anticipation. Can you blame them?! The bands they’ve scheduled this year are unreal! Man, I would do anything to go to Coachella this year. I would even…
1. Brush my teeth with Richard Simmons’ pubic comb.
2. Romantically spoon feed Gabourey Sidibe rotten chili.
3. Go on an non-ironic Facebook rant about how ‘One Direction’ is God’s gift to music.
4. Go to an NAACP meeting dressed as Kramer.
5. Sleep with my mouth open on a truck stop bench.
Just LOOK at the Coachella 2013 lineup and tell me you wouldn’t do anything to be there…