To hell with your serving size! These enormously giant foods have the ability to make any nutritionist quit life.
1. You’re probably going to need some MASTERlox to enjoy this huge bagel.
2. Wonder if this enchilada will be as long as the line to the bathroom afterward?
3. Way to avoid a stereotype, Jackie Chan.
4. Crazy how many people it takes to prepare Adele’s nightly pizza.
5. I prefer my ice cream served to me on a rake too.
6. Easily the longest wiener these Asian businessmen have seen.
7. I see a giant burger. Kirstie Alley sees the best mattress ever.
8. Congratulations on your enormous, edible Italian meat testicle.
9. Not sure what’s more enticing: Sauce tossed in from a plastic bucket or 4 sweaty calves marinating in my pasta.
10. They might work for BIMBO, but these sandwich builders are GENIUS.
11. Snap, crackle and pop are the sounds you’ll hear as your jaw unhinges to enjoy this treat.
12. No matter the size, I’m still gonna be hungry again in twenty minutes.
13. Don’t worry. There’s enough to break off for everybody.
14. Unfortunately, the stripper inside died of Diabetes.
15. And they lived happily ever after…
16. It all depends on your size too…