Morning Cup of Awesome (17 Pics)

Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey… and awesome. Enjoy your Morning Cup of Awesome kids, you’ve earned it.

1. Um, I think something’s there…

cricket camera fail

2. Nothin like a good Rihanna/Chris Brown joke…

chris brown rihanna joke by siri

3. I might consider getting a cat now…

cat jump fail

4. I promise you. I. Will. Be. Doing. This. Soon…

how to win office wars

5. Warning: Cute puppy factor 99.999

little puppy

6.  Such a close prediction…

MICHAEL JACKSON YEAR 2000

7. I,uh, okay, I see you there. That’ll be fine. You can go home now.

this bitch is cray

8. You know, just an average day you run into a camel at the super market…

camel in grocery store

9. Can you say “Ouch?”

dog dick stuck to hyrdrant

10. Get it! GET IT!

cat in box

11. This is so brilliant. Can’t wait to get a free lunch from my friends…

cell phones on table

12. Well that’s one way to get a girl to keep texting you…

missing an E in a heart

13. And the Father of the Year award goes to…

little girl gets decked with luggage

14. Arteries may I introduce you to clog…

bacon taco

16. She just became my favorite person…

fat bitch sitting on a treadmill

17. ‘Merica…

american eagle and merican eagle

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