Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey… and awesome. Enjoy your Morning Cup of Awesome kids, you’ve earned it.
1. Um, I think something’s there…
2. Nothin like a good Rihanna/Chris Brown joke…
3. I might consider getting a cat now…
4. I promise you. I. Will. Be. Doing. This. Soon…
5. Warning: Cute puppy factor 99.999
6. Such a close prediction…
7. I,uh, okay, I see you there. That’ll be fine. You can go home now.
8. You know, just an average day you run into a camel at the super market…
9. Can you say “Ouch?”
10. Get it! GET IT!
11. This is so brilliant. Can’t wait to get a free lunch from my friends…
12. Well that’s one way to get a girl to keep texting you…
13. And the Father of the Year award goes to…
14. Arteries may I introduce you to clog…
16. She just became my favorite person…
17. ‘Merica…
