Morning Cup of Awesome (17 Pics)

Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey… and awesome. Enjoy your Morning Cup of Awesome kids, you’ve earned it.

1. Um, I think something’s there…

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2. Nothin like a good Rihanna/Chris Brown joke…

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3. I might consider getting a cat now…

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4. I promise you. I. Will. Be. Doing. This. Soon…

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5. Warning: Cute puppy factor 99.999

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6.  Such a close prediction…

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7. I,uh, okay, I see you there. That’ll be fine. You can go home now.

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8. You know, just an average day you run into a camel at the super market…

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9. Can you say “Ouch?”

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10. Get it! GET IT!

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11. This is so brilliant. Can’t wait to get a free lunch from my friends…

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12. Well that’s one way to get a girl to keep texting you…

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13. And the Father of the Year award goes to…

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14. Arteries may I introduce you to clog…

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16. She just became my favorite person…

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17. ‘Merica…

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