It’s been said that parents are the super-heros of the world. Well whoever said this has clearly never met these people. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the world’s greatest role models – for what NOT to do.
1. This is how you change a light bulb.
2. This was your safer alternative.
3. Your baby would rather eat a live snake than the crap food you feed it.
4. Your baby knows how to nurse you back to normal.
5. This is how your baby comes down from a sugar rush.
6. When you treat your baby like a JanSport.
7. This is the most fun you’ve had with your kid.
8. You do this.
9. She’s oh too familiar with the loving embrace of your ass.
10. You like to live dangerously… through your baby.
11. When you give your eldest daughter nipple tassels for her birthday.
12. Your kid’s mullet isn’t the problem with this picture.
13. You can’t tell your baby and a bag of chips apart.
14. This is your idea of a family pet.
15. This is how your kids play house.
16. This is part of his balanced diet.
17. This is a normal trip to Costco.
18. This is a fun day at the game.
19. Texting is more important than first meeting your new born child.