There’s a remake of Robo-Cop in the works, as well as numerous Robo-Cop sequels. The whole “cop” aspect seems a little played out, so here are some new directions to take it.
1. Robo-Social Worker
About a robot who is really efficient at helping inner-city youth.
2. Robo-Comptroller
Features a stainless-steel killing machine that will audit the shit out of any and all federal agencies.
3. Robo-Border Patrol
Leave politics aside in this action-packed (super racist) thriller.
4. Robo-That One Friend who Keeps Applying to the Sheriff’s Department but Never Gets in.
A depressing coming of age story about a man who tries to become a police officer and fails, gets shot multiple times, gets turned into half-man half-robot, tries to become a police officer again and then fails again.
5. Robo-Cop who’s Getting too Old for this Shit
Danny Glover is dubious about his career longevity. And he’s also a fucking robot.
