Meanwhile In…North Korea!!!

North Korea is straight up CRAZY!

What is the deal with North Korea? It seems like with every passing day, there’s a new outlandish story coming out about the ill lead country. Kim Jong Un plans to launch this, or attack that…but we all know that pudgy little idiot isn’t going to do anything. Though they see themselves as a feared super power, North Korea is doing nothing with these constant empty threats, other then serving as weekly comedic fodder for us. I’m not quite sure what reality Kim Jong Un has the rest of his country living in, but it is definitely a state of delusion. And I don’t know about the rest of you patriots out there, but I can’t get enough of this harmless little dough ball. So, throw on some country music, down a Big Mac and grab your favorite pair of blue jeans, because it’s time to check out what’s happening Meanwhile In… North Korea.

1. Kim sure loves him some cake.

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2. Kim and his favorite equestrian enjoy making feature films together!

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3. Kim has a way of dealing with complainers: execution.

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4. Kim is only slightly racist.

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5. Kim ain’t afraid of no loop-de-loops!

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6. Kim’s first official Internet lesson.

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7. Kim likes his women identical, uniformed and blindingly obedient.

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8. Kim becomes easily frustrated when math’s involved.

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9. Kim gets cranky when he hasn’t eaten.

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10. Kim doesn’t quite understand military tactics. (Neither does anyone else over there)

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11. Kim is more of a “shower person.”

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12. Kim likes his fighter jets as compact as possible.

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13. Kim loves winning. Even if he loses.

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