10 Signs The End Of The World Is Near

10 Signs The End Of The World Is Near

With This is The End hitting theaters this summer, I could not help but think that maybe the funny folks behind the film are right. Maybe this IS the end of the world?! Based on what’s been going on around the world, I can’t help but think that it is. Don’t believe me? Then how do you explain to these “10 Signs The End of The World Is Near”…

1) Justin Beiber’s Never Say Never is the 3rd top grossing documentary of the past 30 years

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Bieber’s beliebers got his documentary to beat out both Bowling For Columbine and Super Size Me.

2) Zach Braff used kickstarter to raise $2.5 Million for his new movie

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I guess Mr. Braff forgot he was worth $22 million when he decided to crowd fun his next film. It’s not like the average salary per person in America is $26,600. Sure we can fund your movie AND buy a ticket for it later!

3) The cast of Glee has had more songs in the top charts than Elvis Presley and The Beatles.

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I know we’re only 3 reasons into the list, but if you aren’t convinced that the end of the world is near after that fact, then continuing further might be hopeless. But, just in case…

4) Oh and Ke$ha’s single “Tik-Tok” sold more copies than any Beatles single EVER!

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I’d be scared to ask the kids of this generation, “who pioneered Rock ‘n’ Roll?” I feel like their answer would warrant a slap in the face with a Flinstone’s Push Up… if they even know what that was either!

5) According to the Social Security Administration, Isabella and Jacob were the most popular baby names in the U.S. in 2010.

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Are you kidding?! Shoot me now! Seriously, it’s not funny anymore.

6) Kids have starting entertaining themselves in the stupidest ways.

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Then this pops up on Reddit…

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And because they are getting stupid drunk on Purell, this happens…

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That’s it! I’m soaking myself in Kerosene.

7) Beiber was caught smoking weed and #cut4beiber became an actual thing.

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I mean… really?

8) Celebrities have gone off the deep end. Amanda Bynes, anyone?

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How did that, become this…

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By the way, if you haven’t yet read Mara Wilson’s great 7 Reasons Child Stars Go Crazy article , check it out

9) Tyler Perry created a $300+ million franchise dressed as this…

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FYI- I’ve heard his movies are better if you drink hand sanitizer before.

10) And lastly…This…

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My kind friends, the signs are there. There is no escaping truth. Live your lives to the fullest while you can. I bid you adieu…