Betsy McNeely is the oldest Leek staffer by, like, a lot. A native of Madison, Wisconsin, (home of The Onion), when asked by Leek founders Tony and Tyler why this qualified her to work at the Leek, she replied “Because I said so," and was hired on the spot. She has been a video game artist, a teacher, and a back-up performer for drag queens. Her hobbies include making photobombs to amuse friends, knitting weird hats, and wishing that Eddie Izzard would propose already. And yes, she really is that blurry in real life.