Dan LoBrace

Dan recently moved to LA, fresh off the boat from New Jersey. He spends most of his time yelling at random pedestrians, defending his home state in an attempt to repair the damage done to its reputation from years of tragic reality television. When he's not doing that, he's either playing with his dog, Otto (not pictured), eating Chipotle, or transporting his most recent data report on "Human Behaviors and Weaknesses" to his fellow alien race... ehrm, I mean, brushing up on current events. He plans to pursue his Hollywood dream of making Emma Stone fall in love with him and whisking her away to an exotic island, where they will happily reside in a hut and make a living by selling blue crystal meth to island natives.

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