Friendly Neighborhood WTF Dump

Time for that always refreshing WTF DUMP!

Rejoice, party people! We got a whole dump truck full of WTF for ya on this glorious Friday. The work week is over and you’ve probably been too busy putting in hours of quality labor to even enjoy this week’s funniest pictures on the Internet. Well, that’s why we’re here – to make sure you’re not caught with your pants down when your peers are discussing current comedic bits from the Interwebs.

No more exasperated coworkers staring at you in shock because you haven’t seen that latest Grumpy Cat Memes or Surprised Patrick series. That’s right! The days of feeling out of the internet comedy loop are a thing of the past, my friend. With the WTF DUMP, you’re able to catch up on all the goings on that you’ve missed during the week. We got your back, bro.

We’ve devoured all the hilarious nonsense from the around the web this week, digested it and pooped out a great batch for you loyal fans of funny! So, flip off your boss (when he’s not looking), scroll down and get ready to laugh your tits off! It’s time for this week’s WTF Dump!

1. Bacon taco?! Take that Doritos!

2. When twerking goes wrong.

3. Marshmallow witch being burned on Graham Cracker mountain.

4. Estupido Flánders!

5. The reality of shaving & not shaving.

6. The fish in Dub Step creek are straight up funky!

7. Ah, the old Post-It on the bottom of the mouse prank. Classic.

8. An adorable real-life Puss in Boots.

9. Incredibly trippy.

10. Rural sloths.

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College Girls: Study Hard, Party Harder

College Girls are the real reason people go to school.

It’s a well known fact that college girls love to party. You’d be hard pressed to find a sorority sister who hasn’t been a beer bong away from alcohol poisoning at one point or another. Talk about dedication to inebriation. College girls don’t concern themselves with silly tests, papers or sobriety.

And really, why the hell would they? That would just be getting in the way of all their constant partying!

If you’re in college right now, listen up and listen closely: Have as much fun as you can, because those years come and go in the blink of an eye. Savor every moment…

These curvaceous collegiate co-eds are more than aware that college, though short lived, will be the best years of their lives. That’s why they choose to have as much fun as possible, because they’re gonna look up one day and it’ll all be over, just like that. And it’ll seem even quicker because they’re blacking out 7 times a week!

Regardless, these buxom bookworms make the most of their days by getting HAMMERED and you gotta respect that!

Do Work, Ladies!!!

1. Looking for a study buddy, beautiful?

2. Now that’s one sexy Seminole!

3. She’s brainy and booby!

4. Pair of sisters with their own ‘pairs of sisters.’

5. Those are some beautifully perky desert mounds you got there.

6. Flexin’ sexin’ Sun Devils.

7. The rare “Big Boobed Wall Flower.”

8. She can tackle me anytime!

9. Tight, Toned & Ready to Bone.

10. Stay just like that…I’ll say ‘Hike’ when I’m ready…

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CLEAVE-Land : Supreme Big Boobs

Big boobs make everything better…

Add ‘Big Boobs’ to anything and ask yourself, “Is this better?” The answer will inevitably be, “Hell Yes!” Enormous breasts stimulate the human mind in so many ways it’s hard to keep track. A great set of knockers can virtually hypnotize a person into doing any number of things. I swear, jiggling, jumping jugs, if used correctly, can make a guy do anything.

But whether those titty temptations result in something stupid or something incredibly courageous, they are still powerful enough to persuade someone to take action. And you gotta respect that. Hell, I can barely get out of bed to go to work everyday. And they PAY me! These motivating chesticles are responsible for just as much good in the world as they are evil. Basically, you can blame everything on boobs.

There’s just an indescribable, overall awesomeness big boobs posses that leaves men slack-jawed, horny and confused. When asked, most approach the subject of boobs the same way rednecks approach the topic of truck tires: the BIGGER the better.

And how do you improve already flawless, massive melons? Squish those sh*ts together and let me enjoy that CLEAVE-land, baby!

1. Looks like her “twins” are riding shotgun.

2. Her bikini tugging has got me doing some “tugging” of my own. (wink, wink)

3. Perky and gigantic? Yes, please.

4. Beautiful, bouncing beach babe bombs.

5. Pale jugs grabbing some rays poolside.

6. Dressing room cleave…is there anything better?

7. Yes. Lingerie cleave is waaay better.

8. Mocha skinned beauty with a couple lumps of “sugar.”

9. Bird’s eye view.

10. My immediate erection indicates perfection. 10/10.

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Kick Ass To Be… ‘MURICAN!

Everyone knows it’s kick ass to be… ‘MURICAN

The countless freedoms we enjoy on a daily basis make it kick ass to be a citizen of this great nation. We’ve got hot women, big cars and even BIGGER food portions! It truly is extremely kick ass to be patriotic and we Americans know it. We don’t listen or take orders from anybody! If we want extra cheesy fries with our salad- we get it! If we want to raise our trucks so high we need a series of ladders to even reach the door handle – we do it! If we want to tell everyone how f**king great it is to be ‘Murican – we Git-R-Done!

So pause that ‘Honey Boo Boo’ episode, put down your Big Gulp and enjoy this collection of everything that makes this great country of ours, well…great!

1. We’ll throw a spoiler on anything.

2. We see hair as a perfect place to show our fanhood.

3. If we ain’t shootin’, we eatin’.

4. We have cellulite on our forearms.

5. We super-size our matrimony.

6. We NEVER waste bacon.

7. Patriotic mustache rides are part of our rich history.

8. Our leaders force you to “deal with it.”

9. Like I said, we NEVER waste bacon.

10. We don’t let obesity stop us from living life!

11. We ride high to soccer practice!

12. We turn thongs into fanny packs.

13. We use SMART cars the smartest way.

14. We knows how’s to talk good and whatnot.

15. We care about global warming.

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Hot Girls in Latex Are Even Hotter

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Hot girls are amazing.

Everyone loves hot girls. They look great in anything. Especially latex. Nothing’s better than hot girls in latex. Nothing.

And why is that?

Why is it that latex, that skin tight, boob-hugging material, can make an already hot girl that much hotter? It’s baffled countless scientists for centuries. Numerous tests and exams have been performed in hopes of cracking the case of the mysterious appeal that coincides with a form fitting latex get up, but all have wound up empty handed. No one can figure it out.

I remember there was this Dutch physicist named Schnauser Gräpedrink who devoted his entire life to latex and it’s effect on the female body. He toiled for years in his mother’s basement trying to find the answer. Poor Dr. Gräpedrink wound up declaring bankruptcy after his decades worth of latex exams proved to be fruitless. When asked what he felt about spending his life on something that ended up being a colossal waste of time, he’d always reply, “Vaste? It was no vaste, my friend. I got to spend my life around latex!”

If your initial reaction to that quote is “sounds like a creep”, I don’t blame you. That doctor was fairly pervy, but his passion for latex, though nauseating, was admirable.

The instant improvement a full body latex suit can provide is unreal. No other material even comes close to bumping up the sex appeal of person more than a quality, tight as fuhhh latex suit.

Don’t even try to think of anything better than latex models. There’s absolutely nothing that rivals it. You’re just wasting your time. Stop all that incessant pondering and just enjoy these pics of hot girls in latex, will you?

Dig this? Then you’ll definitely like our other site LaughRoulette for more photo entertainment!

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Arrested Development: Greatest Show of All Time

Arrested Development is the greatest show of all time.

That’s right, I said, “of all time.” I dare you to say otherwise. The misadventures of the Bluth family have kept viewers in stitches since 2003. Loyal fans were shocked and angered when the “geniuses” at Fox suddenly pulled the plug on the iconic show after only 3 seasons. Since that undeserved banishment from the airwaves seven years ago, fans have kept busy by binge watching classic reruns and blindly hoping for their beloved televised family of characters to return.

What have Michael and George-Michael been up to? Is Buster still a lovably pathetic mama’s boy? Does Gob still consider himself a magical ladies man? Is Tobias still struggling with his crippling never-nudeness? Will I ever see the Banana Stand again?! Those are only a few of the many questions swirling around the heads of A.D. fan boys & girls.

Well, all their questions are about to be answered. On May 26th, the greatest show of all time is coming back – all thanks to Netflix. Get back in Bluth mode with these memorably moments from seasons passed.

1. George-Michael’s reaction to a rough day.

2. Bluth Family “chicken” dance.

3. George Sr. is a loyal man.

5. Lucille is drunkenly terrifying.

6. She’s also in touch with the common man.

7. George Sr. knows the “no touching” rule.

8. Gob…always thinking positive.

9. Gob Bluth: Master Illusionist…kinda.

10. Buster enjoying a quality juice box.

11. Tobias being a typically sassy heterosexual.

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Meanwhile In…North Korea!!!

North Korea is straight up CRAZY!

What is the deal with North Korea? It seems like with every passing day, there’s a new outlandish story coming out about the ill lead country. Kim Jong Un plans to launch this, or attack that…but we all know that pudgy little idiot isn’t going to do anything. Though they see themselves as a feared super power, North Korea is doing nothing with these constant empty threats, other then serving as weekly comedic fodder for us. I’m not quite sure what reality Kim Jong Un has the rest of his country living in, but it is definitely a state of delusion. And I don’t know about the rest of you patriots out there, but I can’t get enough of this harmless little dough ball. So, throw on some country music, down a Big Mac and grab your favorite pair of blue jeans, because it’s time to check out what’s happening Meanwhile In… North Korea.

1. Kim sure loves him some cake.

2. Kim and his favorite equestrian enjoy making feature films together!

3. Kim has a way of dealing with complainers: execution.

4. Kim is only slightly racist.

5. Kim ain’t afraid of no loop-de-loops!

6. Kim’s first official Internet lesson.

7. Kim likes his women identical, uniformed and blindingly obedient.

8. Kim becomes easily frustrated when math’s involved.

9. Kim gets cranky when he hasn’t eaten.

10. Kim doesn’t quite understand military tactics. (Neither does anyone else over there)

11. Kim is more of a “shower person.”

12. Kim likes his fighter jets as compact as possible.

13. Kim loves winning. Even if he loses.

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BRO Sneakers Every Guy Must Have!!!

Bro sneakers are the best. Nowadays, you need an entire collection of fashionable kicks if you want to be taken seriously. Still rocking those murky New Balances? Sorry, bro. That’s not gonna cut it. If you ever want any girls to notice you, you need to step out in something clean, classy and clever. Still not sure what I mean by Bro Sneakers? Scroll down and take notes.

1. Bad Ass Mario Sneaks.

All the Princesses are gonna be asking to be saved when they see you wearing these!

2. They Give You Wings!

Who needs a heart-stopping Red Bull when you have these beauties?

3. Elegant Suede Sneakers.

Simple. Classy. Effective.

4. Who You Gonna Call?

Only thing that’d make these cooler is a Bill Murray signature.

5. Orange You Glad You Got Jordans?

You’re damn right I’m glad! These are DOPE!

6. Über Clean Red & Black J’s.

These babies are straight up lethal!

7. Some Expensive Pennies.

You’re for sure getting “lucky” with these pennies.

8. Comic Book Kicks.

Geeks need cool kicks too.

9. Casual Pokemón Moccasins.

Mellow turtle style.

10. I Call These the “In Living Color” Joints.

The early 90′s feel great on your feet.

11. The Tentacles Tie Your Laces For You!

Known on the street as “Air Squidwards”

12. Sunset on Your Feet.

Peaceful & Serene.

13. Perfect For When You Hit The Streets.

Or if you have a Black & White event to attend.

14. The Eye of the Ti…Wolf!

These cool kicks are rabid!

15. Maroon Nike Maverick Kicks For The Win!

These babies got me ALL IN!

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WINsday: Music Teacher Prank!

Who doesn’t enjoy a good prank?

I can’t think of anyone. Well, unless you count the victim of the prank. They probably aren’t as jazzed about it. But there’s no room for sympathy with a prank. The main motivation behind any practical joke is to (hopefully) trick someone into believing something is real, then laughing at their subsequent trust. Hilarious, right?

Well, I sure as sh*t think so! The look on a prankee’s face is the sheer definition of ‘priceless.’ It is literally without price.

Plus, there’s always that high that coincides with a successful practical joke, thus making the friendly trickery that much more rewarding.

Check out this beautifully executed piece of excellence in the video below. Who said teachers and students can’t work together?

My God that was genius! He nailed an entire class. I haven’t seen a teacher/student duo that successful since Cory Matthews & Mr. Feeny.

In all honesty, I’d never suspect my teacher to pull something like this off! Especially not a music teacher. I feel like music teachers are stuck up by nature, but not this guy. What a cool teach! Too bad I put down the saxophone years ago, or I’d be scrambling to enroll in this guy’s class next semester! Not since Jack Black has learning music looked so hilariously appealing.

Dig this? Then you’ll definitely like our other site LaughRoulette for more photo entertainment!

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TATTOOS-day: 15 Permanent FAILs

FAILs are a part of life.

FAILs stay in a person’s mind for a long time. There’s something about laughing at someone else’s FAILs that leaves a lasting effect on the human psyche. The more dire the circumstances, the funnier it is. This is no different. Seeing someone with a horrible tattoo oddly makes you feel better about yourself and your life decisions. Decisions like, “Thank God I didn’t get a tattoo like that idiot!” So, settle in and check out this hilarious list of regrettable tattoos, also known as, Permanent FAILs. Enjoy!

1. What an adorable little bundle of… WTF?!

“Yeah, I want my daughter on my chest. But could you make her look evil & deformed? Righteous!”

2. Like Father…

“Always got ‘Murica on my mind, boy!”

3. Like Son…

“I want people to look at me and know I’m innocent, Officer.”

4. By the look of his tats, he’s sad about being a p*ssy eater.

“I need something to replace my mustache AND express my admiration for cunnilingus.”

5. Now he can see people behind him…making fun of his terrible tat.

“I want to join all the people laughing at me behind my back! Seems hilarious.”

6. That’s one TALL mistake you got there.

“I want an animal that’s as high as I look…”

7. I know you’re not supposed to judge a book by it’s cover, but…

“I want something that says I’m crazy, but also super mean.”

8. One of the classiest armpit tats you’ll see.

“God gave me a pair. But I feel like I should get another. You know, for a rainy day.”

9. Is that a shark eating a baby?! I stand corrected.

“I’m a preschool teacher and I need something I can cover up when I’m at school.”

10. Hello, Kitty. My name is Pale McHatesmyself.

“Hurry and put SOMETHING on my head. There’s meth to be smoked!”

11. He should’ve double-checked this beforehand double-checked.

“What do you mean, ‘have I proofread it’?”

12. 1/2 Pac.

“I need a religious piece that I can really grow into.”

13. Bobby Hill : American Gangster.

“I sell thug life and thug life accessories. Got anything for me?”

14. The motto.

“I want people to know I get dating advice from a fictional fast food mascot.”

15. Nothing says, “ready for the job market” like a beaten Snooki…

“I want to be able to look at my body and see a beaten slut.”

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How To Survive a Hangover at Work

Do you know how to survive a hangover at work?

It’s shocking how most people don’t know how to survive it. How many times have you seen a poor, nauseated coworker clumsily flop down in their cubicle 20 minutes late reeking like a frat boy’s morning breath only to spend the rest of the day in agony? Constantly, right? They go out drinking with the arrogant mindset of, “I’ll figure it out tomorrow.”  Well, that sh*t just ain’t gonna fly. Trust me, if you follow these 5 simple steps, you will finally know how to survive a hangover at work.

1. Chew gum and wear cologne/perfume.

This seems like a no-brainer, but you’d be surprised how many hungover employees forget this important step. You don’t become hungover because you barely drank. You get hungover because you demolish your liver with shot after shot of fire water. And after a few hours of passed out induced slumber, all those alcohol molecules decide to collectively fog up your mouth with pungent skunkiness. You think morning breath is bad? You haven’t smelled anything until a hungover asshole tries to tell you a secret around 9 AM. And that’s exactly what he smells like – an asshole. So, be sure to cover up those tell tale odors with a healthy amount of perfume or cologne and chew gum all day. Remember: What they don’t smell, won’t hurt ‘em.

2. Make the water cooler your best friend.

You might have a buddy in the cubicle next to you or maybe a work flirt you spend your free time with. Not today. When you’re hungover your only friend in that office is the water cooler. You need to stick to that drum of agua like glue. He’s there to replenish those much needed fluids for you. It’s common for one to crave more and more water with each gulp, but should they fill their innards with too much H20 at once, they’re liable to suffer the stomach churning consequences.  Pretty sure your work flirt won’t be as interested in you if she catches you barfing in the fake ficus near the breakroom. Practice caution and everything should be fine. Bottoms up!

3. Hit the food truck immediately.

Eat a massive amount of greasy food as soon as possible. Forget that diet you were going to try. Do away with that juice cleanse you’ve been wasting your time on. Being hungover is an amazingly legit reason to eat like a complete asshole. The more grease, the better. Your alcohol soaked guts need that delicious grease and grime to soak up all of last night’s liquid mistakes. The smell of exhaust and cheap Mexican food alone will bring comfort to your aching tum tum.

*For those who work at a place miles away from the nearest mobile eatery, may I suggest raiding your break room for any and all grease nourishment.

4. Figure out when your boss takes his lunch break.

You’re probably asking yourself, “Why the f**k does that matter?! I’m dying, asshole! Help me!” Easy my headache’d compadre, let me elaborate. Figure out when the big cheese bounces for his midday grub down because that window has now become your napping time. As soon as your boss hits the door, start your snoring. Sure, other employees might see you, but they can’t fire you. They can’t do sh*t other then snitch on you. Should an annoyingly nosey coworker decide to take the “law” into their own hands, make sure to have a incriminating false rumor about them on deck. Eye for an eye, you sober tattle tale.

5. Pound beers in the bathroom.

No better cure for a hangover than a little hair of the dog that bit ya! Wait for the coast to be clear, sneak a tall can or 40 oz. into the handicap stall and get to drinking your medicine! You’ll start feeling better in no time. Now that’s how to survive a hangover at work!

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22 Things that Feel Like Friday

There’s a special sensation you get when you look at the calendar and realize it’s Friday. It’s an indescribable feeling of soon-to-be rest & relaxation. To better explain the complex emotions we feel on that last glorious weekday, here are 21 things that feel like Friday.

1. Getting an 11^th mcnugget.

2. Waking up and realizing you have hours left to sleep.

3. Ripping a silent, but odorless fart in a crowded elevator.

4. Turning on the radio and your favorite song is playing.

5. Seeing your school’s name on a Snow Day cancellation list.

6. Drinking in a hot tub.

7. Testing beds at a mattress store.

8. Peeing after a long road trip.

9. Laying in fresh sheets that someone else washed.

10. Finding a rogue $20 bill in your jacket pocket.

11. Hitting every green light.

12. The cop behind you pulling over the person in front of you.

13. Popping bubble wrap.

14. Getting that spot right in front.

15. No line at the DMV.

16. Getting the last slice of pizza.

17. Massage chair hopping at Brookstone.

18. Park in a spot with time still left on the meter.

19. Getting a bonus soda out of the vending machine.

20. This thing.

21. This feeling.

22. This moment.

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Mother’s Day + Cute Animals = Emotion Overload (14 Pics)

Mother’s Day is upon us. Some of our mother’s are near by, some live far away, some we have lost and others are estranged. But one thing on Mother s Day remains the same for all of us… if there are cute animals involved in pictures, it’s sure to be an emotion overload. Someone please… hold me.

Aw, see. It’s already too cute to handle.

Look at those faces. Just. Look. At. Those. Faces.

Moms: always there to help you in times of need.

So little. So cute.

The Mother’s Day cuteness is just too much…

I just want to wrap them both up in those bankets and hug them crying for like an hour straight.

Remember how your mom used to tuck you into bed?

If this doesn’t melt your heart I don’t know what will.

And play with you whenever you wanted?

Do you think they would mind if I joined in?

And- oh god I’m tearing up…

I’ve never experienced something so adorable. It makes me hurt with love. OMG Mom I love you.

Like Mother like Daughter…

Great, now slothes?? You KNOW slothes always get me!

And those faces! See… I just can’t. I can’t.

Annnnnnd, I’m officially crying…

Love giraffe motherly love really sealed the deal on that one. Emotional roller coaster… consider yourself ridden.

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The 10 Greatest Great Gatsby Memes…that are Great

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In honor of the release of Baz Luhrmann’s remake of   The Great Gatsby, I thought, what’s better than a bunch of Great Gatsby memes from arond the web? Well, okay, Beyonce trumps everything, but great The Great Gatsby memes are good too.

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Lunch Break LOL (16 Pics)

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Quick! Sneak in a few laughs with Lunch Break LOL! Hurry before the boss sees you!

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Morning Cup of Awesome (11 Pics)

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Brighten up your lame Tuesday with a steamy Morning Cup of Awesome.

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‘Man of Steel’ Parody: ‘Man of Farts’

Was there a fart joke at the end of the new Superman Trailer? We tracked down the full scene from the movie to investigate and it turns out… yes there’s a fart joke in the ‘Man of Steel’. And why shouldn’t there be? Doesn’t everyone love a fart joke? We give you ‘Man of Farts’

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Lunch Break LOL (15 Pics)

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Enjoy your lunch break with a ince LOL or two, on the house.

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Yoga Pants Make the World Go Round (18 Pics)

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Yoga pants make the world go round. And I would go around the world to be with any of these hot girls wearing yoga pants.

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5 Things to Avoid on Cinco de Mayo

Before you crack open the celebratory Cuervo, consult this list of 5 Things to Avoid on Cinco de Mayo. It might just save your life, amigo.

1. Don’t forget the booze when taking body shots.

2. Don’t drink anything from a guy dressed like this.

3. Don’t use your uncle’s vuvuzela as a beer bong.

4. Don’t ask girls to “shake their maracas.”

5. Psyche. DO ANYTHING YOU WANT! It’s Cinco de Mayo!!!

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